I have been fighting with FFXIV-APP for 2 weeks, trying to get it to work!

*I have followed the instructions located on the Parser guide on these forums
*I have spammed "Attached Selected Process" in the options (was suggested)
*I have .NET 4.5 (duh, it cant open without)
*FFXIV-APP is installed on the same PC as FFXIV: ARR (duh)
*I am running it as Administrator (duh)

I cannot constantly bug others who (by SOME MIRACLE) have their parsers working to always stop what their doing and come parse me for 30 minutes while I try out rotations, so I have to get my own working.

Gave up for a brief spell and tried LogRep2, actually got it to work only once, and I parsed myself over 2 minutes at 222 DPS. Last time Banker parsed me with FFXIV-APP he got 200 DPS. I'm told I should be doing 240-260 DPS with my current gear (Relic+1/Full DL).

I've been told people are "worried" about my DPS, so I -NEED- to get this working so I can work on my DPS rotation so I can raid. Please assist.

Anyone able to help? Any help at all?

Honestly I'm out of ideas. But I can come parse you if needed.